The iPhone or something like it
This particular piece of electronics (with the emphasis on piece) was somewhere near middle-of-the-line when it was purchased 2 1/2 years ago. It has a state of the art abacus calculator, email only matched by that of machines 1/4 it’s size, a processor that rivals first generation Ataris and a full 3- or 4-shade color screen. Its web-surfing capabilities function at nearly twice the speed of smell (credit for that quote to comedian Ron White).
Formerly Broken Torres Lifts Reds
Fernando Torres made a successful early return to the Liverpool side, subbing in 71 minutes into today’s game against Fulham. After leaving the Arsenal game 2 weeks ago with an injury said to keep him out for at least 3 weeks, Torres returned to the training field unexpectedly earlier this week. While not able to participate in the record-setting 8-0 Champions League victory against Turkish side Besiktas on Tuesday, the Spaniard was eager to play at Anfield today. Manager Rafa Benitez, seeing points slipping away midway through the second half, decided to bring in Torres to give the offense a much needed boost. The move appeared to be a stroke of brilliance when, in the 81st minute Torres controlled a long pass from keeper and fellow Spaniard Pepe Reina and beat Antti Niemi to the near post to open scoring. A questionable penalty on Red’s Jolly-Green-Giant striker Peter Crouch gave captain Steven Gerrard the opportunity to bring the game to 2-0.
I can’t believe I survived bachelorhood
Sorry for the delay…
I know you’ve all been waiting patiently for me to give you a full update on my new computer, but I’m not going to bore you with it. I do need to tell you that though I now have a computer, I’m not working all week, thereby rendering me incommunicado in the internet arena. Being resourceful person, I’ve come to Slicky’s place to use his wireless while trying not to seem like a complete mooch.
Mac Today?
I was hoping to have written my next post on my new MacBook but it seems that this isn’t to be. I couldn’t keep waiting and leave my blog responsibilities unfulfilled so I am writing ABOUT but not on my new computer for what I hope will be the last time. I am now even more excited to receive my Mac since I have discovered via the FedEx tracking page that Apple actually has the ability to bend time (a power that I hope is standard on my laptop as I didn’t purchase any upgrade in this respect).
According to FedEx, my package arrived in Anchorage, AK at 8:47pm yesterday evening. I found this odd primarily because I happened upon this information at roughly 10:30am yesterday. Before any of you make fools of yourselves and mention time zones, let’s recall that it is always earlier in Alaska than here. As a further trick, my computer proceeded to depart Anchorage yesterday at 3:30pm; a full 5 hours before it supposedly arrived in said city. It’s on the internet, it has to be true!
I suppose that I shouldn’t be surprised that Apple CEO Steve Jobs can manipulate time as his company guaranteed me that my computer would arrive 7 days from the time of my order via FedEx ground service from Shanghai, China. Now that’s amazing!
Upon my arrival at work I checked with the mysterious FedEx tracking system and both my MacBook and the international adaptor kit (separate shipments) arrived at the FedEx location in Colorado Springs early this morning, giving me hope that they will be delivered to my house today. Please cross your fingers with me.
Update: I have heard from my wife that the MacBook has arrived and will be in my hands at the office today at 11 or so. Good news!
Update 2.0: During the period of time between last Saturday and today when my MacBook arrived, its graphic capabilities have become obsolete. Luckily for us, Apple is pretty cool about these things so tomorrow I am doing a straight swap for the upgraded version at the Apple store at Park Meadows Mall in Denver. If you get a chance, give these people your business because they understand customer service.
Fun Blog Addition – sitemeter
I hadn’t thought much about the little sitemeter tag that’s been at the bottom of my blog for the past 6 months until I was playing with it this morning. My surge of posting in past few days made me curious whether increased activity led to increased viewership. For those not familiar with sitemeter, you create an account and then submit your blog/website to be monitored for traffic with the option of having reports sent to you on a regular basis. You even get the html code for sticking a little logo tab somewhere on your page.
Since my report is scheduled for Monday morning, I received mine today – thus creating the aforementioned curiosity. I started to look at some of the more obscure facts which are available and was simultaneously amazed and slightly disturbed. With this account, I am literally able to determine the geographic location, network, operating system, browser type and even the resolution of the monitor being used by a visitor to my site. I know how they found my site, what content on my blog was viewed and how long they were they were there. Truely interesting and scarey. I felt like a character from “Hackers”! I highly recommend you check this out if you care at all who and how many visitors are viewing your page.